Never realized how hilarious/ridiculous my childhood was until I say it out loud.

I always assumed it happened to everybody.

• Like chilly mornings when kuya would pull off my blanket and clog my nose and mouth with his fingers to wake me up…. I was (and still am) a heavy sleeper. 
• Like pretending to be a mannequin in front of my house whenever I’d get home after school in hopes that passerbys won’t notice that I’m underage and home alone. 
• Like thinking curly bangs on my forehead was cute.
• Like literally tearing a dollar bill in two after my god father told me to “half” it with my cousin.
• Like playing baseball with kuya using sticks, tennis balls, and slippers for bases.
• Like standing shotgun in my dad’s pimped out pinto… and hitting the dashboard when he slammed the brakes

So… these are all normal… right? Anybody out there with the same childhood experiences? lmao.